(This is a spoiler.) Today I saw this play called JIP HIS STORY. (I have drawn a mustache on Jip in the program.) It is about a kid who has blackish skin whose mom is a slave and dad is a slave owner. He makes friends with a lunatic and then a slave catcher comes and Jip has to join the underground railroad and his friend lunatic gets shot and then Jip gets free. But I think it would be cool if he were an international super spy with a robot arm and huge muscles and a big shotgun and two big pistols and would do battle with an insane cyborg and a huge man with a big helmet of a skull a jacket with spikes and a winged burning skull tattoo! The hero would be called J.I.P. JOKING.INJURING.PIETHROWING SUPER SPY. I had chocolate ice cream.
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